Friday, 19 August 2016

Dear Diary of Martin X 19/08/2016




Nick Cave's album cover reduced to smut

I will never fuck you 
Not in a million years 
Not with a didgeriboo boo baby
Never mind your tears 

I will never Iet you lap-lick 
All the gravy off my supper
I won't let you suck my drumstick
Go to your room without succor
You there! Covering your face with your hair
Yes you! You know who you are!

She's the queen of irritators
Some are born to iritate
Some achieve irritability
And some have irritation thrust upon them

Her profound intuition for driving me
absolutely bonkers
was a marvel to behold.
I'll definitely be coming back
for more of her inane drivel.
Mr C.  (A satisfied customer.)

Don't you dare let me climb inside you 
Don't you come all a tremble with me
I will never let myself ravage you 
In a fit of unrestrained glee.








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